Vacancy

Post: Girlfriend

Minimum requirement: Female

Basic requirement: Clever but stupid, mature but childish, independent but dependant.

Further requirement: If you found it hard to understand the basic requirement, here’s a simpler version. Must have good communication skills, able to share everything, don’t lie. There’s no need in experience for it, fresh graduates are welcome to apply too. Must be a clever person, but need to be stupid (or pretend stupid) sometime; mature but childish sometime; independent (when I’m not around) and dependant (when I’m around). Preferably not too demanding person, caring, knows how to cheer me up when I’m down...

Optional requirement: Pretty, cute, sexy, long hair, fair skin, able to cook

Facilities/benefits: All-weather worldwide protection, sweet memories, moments of two together and many more. Limited access to transportation (meanwhile), no accommodation provided (unless you are willing to share my bed), further facilities and benefits are negotiable.

Application: Please kindly send your application details to this email address beelze_gpwk@yahoo.com with the title of “GF Application”, or just simply call the 24-hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year hotline 012-2843684 for further enquiries or application details. Please kindly attach all necessary document accordingly in your resume, which include recent photos, personal detail and etc.

P/S: For those who performed well in this post will earn a promotion to take the post as Wife.

Thank you.